A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the
situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure, Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine officer, here's the owner' card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening the trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and
that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
交警拦住一位超速的家伙，于是有一番对话： 警官：请出示您的驾驶执照。 司机：我没有。因第五次酒后驾驶，被吊销了。 警官：那车主身份证（行驶证）呢？ 司机：这辆车不是我的，是偷来的。 警官：这车是偷的？ 司机：没错，对了，我想起来了，车主身份证好象在手套箱里，我藏枪的时候看见的。 警官：手套箱里面还藏着枪？ 司机：是的，先生。我杀了女车主之后就把枪藏那儿了，尸体还在车尾箱里面藏着呢。 警官：车尾箱里面还有具尸体？！ 司机：是的，先生。 警官立即呼叫警长，肇事车立即被警车团团围住。警长靠近肇事司机，收拾局面。 警长：先生，有驾照吗？ 司机：当然，请过目。（驾照有效） 警长：请您慢慢打开手套箱，我要看看里面是否藏有枪支？ 司机：好的，先生。不过里面没什么枪呀！（打开手套箱，确实没有枪支。） 警长：那你能不能打开车尾箱？有人报告说，你车尾箱里面还有具尸体！ 司机：没问题。（车尾箱开了，哪有什么尸体！） 警长：这就奇怪了。刚才这位拦住你的警官还说你没有驾照，盗窃车辆，私藏枪支，车尾箱还有具尸体。 司机：是啊，我敢打赌，这个只会撒谎的混蛋一定还说我超速驾驶了吧？
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